Good thing it was a kid and not his cat; a cat would have declared war.

airhead969 · on March 30, 2021

Catbert would've gone full Chemical Brothers:

https://youtu.be/6b9ci_z4v7M

alistairSH · on March 30, 2021

Maybe it was his cat, but it denied being such, and instead claimed to be his very young child?

Razengan · on March 30, 2021

Maybe the cat was his child?

HenryBemis · on March 30, 2021

(only because I was watching it again last night - and you are getting downvoted)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

airhead969 · on March 30, 2021

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

mcguire · on March 30, 2021

Note: These are references to the classic movie Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. As is my own,

Animals vill BE BRED UND SCHLAUTERED!

zomg · on March 30, 2021

hilarious -- i came here to defend our feline friends too! :) meaning, it was definitely not a cat...

HenryBemis · on March 30, 2021

Now then.. a cat would have sat/lied down on the warm keyboard (assuming laptop) and the keypresses would have exceeded the allowed maximum number of characters, and thus the tweet wouldn't have been possible.

Another 'analysis' of the key presses:

Right hand first: ;l;;

then left hand: g

right hand again: lm

then wrap up with left hand: xzssaw