So the biggest Heroku clone I can think of is Google's App Engine, and it's complicated for no reason. The most comical example is storing/accessing secrets. What should be something like `heroku config set MYSECRET=foo` is instead an entire tutorial on setting up a separate key management system and configuring GAE to use it, which cutting every corner still took me at least 2 hours.
It's like this all the way. Postgres is one click on Heroku, a miniature ordeal on GAE. Yeah I can handle it, but why. Maybe I don't have the patience and there's some light at the end of the tunnel. I thought maybe that light was gRPC, but turns out App Engine ironically can't run gRPC services.
It's like this all the way. Postgres is one click on Heroku, a miniature ordeal on GAE. Yeah I can handle it, but why. Maybe I don't have the patience and there's some light at the end of the tunnel. I thought maybe that light was gRPC, but turns out App Engine ironically can't run gRPC services.