I have heteronyms
  You live a rather rich fantasy life
  They employ sock puppets

Nobody's looking for a sock puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate,

My mask is off comrade[1] -- so please don't misunderstand on purpose :-)

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[1] comrade (plural comrades) https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/comrade#Noun

1. A mate, companion, or associate.

2. A companion in battle; fellow soldier.

3. (communism) A fellow socialist, communist or other similarly politically aligned person.

4. (communism) A non-hierarchical title, functionally similar to "Mr.", "Mrs.", "Miss", "Ms." etc, in a communist or socialist state.