Looks like Comcast also falsely claims to offer (a) residential service (though, this is likely just an address mis-detection mistake since it's a multi-use building despite me entering several apartment numbers) and (b) the speeds listed on the FCC site for my address.

I imagine that this is the case in many places, but I submitted a challenge. ISPs have gotten away with abusing government subsidies (and many times, abusing their customers with fees and silly price increases) for too long...