Had the same thought. I don’t show up on this leaderboard, but I’m #42 on the “more complete” leaderboard. I’m #8 when sorting by max in a single comment—which makes even me think I may have overdone it. Finally—HN top 50 and top 10 in something I love!

Alas, this is one I have no hope to be included in. I've never typed an em/endash in my life.

It’s never too late to start. ;)

Ah, I'm afraid it is — you can't teach an old dog new tricks.